Most colourful festival outfits look amazing in the dressing room mirror and look like a wet rag by 3 PM on day one. The neon top fades. The fringe shorts unravel. The glitter melts into…
Last year at Bloodstock Open Air, I watched a woman in a $12 Shein witch costume lose her entire sleeve in a mosh pit. Not the cape — the actual sleeve. She spent the rest…
Picture Saturday at noon. Your sequin top is sticking to both arms. Your new boots have already formed a blister the size of a 50p coin. You’re standing in a queue for the toilets holding…